I’ve had a hellish week at the establishment. It’s been one of those DAMN THE MAN weeks. So with that, I present 10 things you already know...to the tune of AC/DC.
1. Highway to Hell – Just when our impression of the WNBA couldn’t get any worse, Diana Taurasi goes ahead and craps the bed. To restore your faith, I give this girl next door picture of the surprisingly cute Sue Bird.
2. Hells Bells – Hells Bells. Notre Dame. Why not? The Fighting Irish will play Army in The House that Overwhelming Amounts of Merchandise Revenue Built.
3. Back in Black – Antoine Walker is not. He’s in the red. To the tune of $822,500.
4. Thunderstruck – Ryan Howard became the fastest Major Leaguer EVER to reach 200 home runs. Too bad he’s already 29; otherwise there may be another record in his future.
5. You Shook Me All Night Long – Antonio Cromartie is doing too much all night shaking. File this among the things I had no idea about. (H/T: Pinto…that’s right THE Pinto. He may not come around anymore, but we remember him. Here’s one to an old friend.)
6. It’s a Long Way to the Top – The Tour de France is still going on? Seriously?
7. Dirty Deeds Done Cheap – Travis Henry. Enough said.
8. Stiff Upper Lip – Brock Lesnar won at some sport I don’t watch and know nothing about.
9. Money Talks – Lamar Odom almost remained with the Los Angeles Lakers.
10. Big Balls – Carl Crawford, 2009 All-Star Game MVP. Carl, you have marbles and we salute you.
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Don't forget:
11. Flick of the Switch - And just like that, the Rockets turned Yao Ming off for the season, and possibly longer.
Wilbur Marshall just got enshrined in college football's Hall of Fame.
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